Yep, the 5 yr old sure says some doozies! I will update as more random and possibly inappropriate crap flies out of her mouth…feel free to add your own kids (or mine) words as a comment!
- “Amanda, here is a bell…I will ring it when I need you”
- “When will I get boobies? My Nana’s boobies are long will they look like those?” Sorry NJ, she said it not me!
- “What’s a wiener?!”
- “Can I get you a beard?” Note beard=beer and she will ask at all hours of the day haha. here’s my sign?
- “Are you paying with my Daddy’s money? Because you don’t have a job” This was at the counter at Juicy…sure was Daddy’s money dear ;)
- “Red solo poop, I feel you poop…let’s have a poooooopppppy! Proceed to poopy!”
- “Amanda you are never ever gonna have babies if you keep taking your no baby medicine!”
- “We don’t ever go anywhere fun except Disney, Unibersal, the beach…” umm really?!
REALLY LATE UPDATE (all from 4/21 randomly at the Rat’s house (CEC)):
- “It’s Justin Beiber that attacts me”
- One time I showered with Nana and she was naked and it looked like freckles and old stuff”
- SD: “When can I get a tattoo?” BD: “Never, I’ll be mad at you” SD: “Well you won’t know cause I’ll be in New Nork, you know that!” uhhhhh what?! lol.